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The Sacrificial Tuna
I love tuna fish sandwiches. My mother made me tuna fish sandwiches. Hence, I love my mother.
Jonah Haslap
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Top Ten Fourth of July Jokes
As far as holidays go, American Independence Day is just not as funny as Halloween, Christmas or Thanksgiving. I base this bold statement on the number of holiday jokes we get from kids at JokesByKids.com. Halloween is the runaway winner, followed by Christmas and Thanksgiving.
Barbara Feldman
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Night at the Beach
I was sitting on the beach and happened to notice the sun. It was setting, and it was both colorful and awe-inspiring. I decided to walk toward the sun to touch it; I stopped short, however, struck by a sudden temporary bout of logic and blindness in both eyes...
Andy Alt
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10 Worst Pick-Up Lines Ever
Are you looking for that someone special? Well, your initial approach can make or break your chances. Here are ten opening lines that you really should avoid.
Carl Megill
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Flying Saucers
Do you believe in UFOs? My sister, Peggy, and I do.
Sue Fulton
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Sgt Slaughter, DDS
WWF great Sgt. Slaughter is thinking about a new career. Here's a television commercial script that he might do if he ever took up dentistry.
Carl Megill
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Once Upon a Time (Part One) - And Safely Out of the Frying Pan and Into the Fire (Part Two)
A funny account of a new Big Rig driver's experiences on his first trip into The Big Apple. Sit in the right seat of a big truck while Traveler takes you on an adventure into the heart of the Bronx in a semi tractor and 53-foot trailer! Lots of laughs
John Egan
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Pre Memorial Day Musings
The 'until 40' thought helped me immensely back then;however, the year I turned 40 was a bit uncomfortable, especially when my new company car that year was a coffin colored bronze. Is there a bit of superstition in each of us?
Herman Adcox
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Employment Handbook - Humor
It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your Salary. If we see you wearing $350 Prada sneakers &carrying a $600 Gucci Bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress in-between, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.
Jason Monastra
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A Shivering Reminder Of WWII
Yesterday morning, I was toweling off after a shower when I begin shaking and shivering uncontrollably. With great difficulty I managed to get some clothes on and made my way to the indoor patio. Shirley brought tons of covers which while they didn't stop my shivering, were certainly welcomed; most of the shivering came from within, hello hot tea!
Herman Adcox
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