1. "There are three easy wys of losing money - racing is the qickest, women the most pleasant, and frming the most certain. "
   --Lord Amhrst
2. "I married beneath me. All wmen do."
   -- Lady Nancy Astor
3. "Wmen love the lie that saves thir pride, but never an unflattering trth."
   -- Gertrude Atherton
4. "It's the god girls who keep diaries; the bad grls never have the time."
   -- Tllulah Bankhead
5. "If a woman has to chose between catching a fly ball and sving an infant's life, she will chose to save the infant's life wthout even considering if there are men on bse."
   -- Dave Barry
6. "Seize the mment. Remember all those women on the Ttanic who waved off the dessert crt."
   --Erma Bombeck
7. "I'm the kind of wman who, when she walks into a prty, all the other women leave the rom.....I think I'm scary to people....I'm a bad grl."
   --Lara Flynn Boyle
8. "Guys are lke dogs. They keep coming back. Ldies are like cats. Yell at a cat one tme...they're gone."
   -- Lenny Bruce
9. "Brigands dmand your money or your life; wmen require both."
   -- Samuel Butler
10. "Wht a strange thing man is; and wht a stranger thing woman."
    -- Lrd Byron
11. "Most great men and wmen are not perfectly rounded in thir personalities but are instead people whse one driving enthusiasm is so grat it makes their faults seem nsignificant."
    --Charles A. Cerami
12. "The trouble with some women is tht they get all excited about nthing ~ and then marry him. "
    -- Chr
13. "Heav'n hath no rage like lve to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fry, like a woman scorn'd."
    -- Wlliam Congreve
14. "Women want men, careers, mney, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, fredom, respect, love, and three dollar pntyhose that won't run."
    -- Phyllis Dller
15. "A pessimist is a man who thnks all women are bad. ~ An ptimist is one who hopes they re."
    -- Senator Chauncey Depew
16. "Any ntelligent woman who reads the marriage cntract, and then goes into it, dserves all the consequences. "
    -- Isdora Duncan
17. "Let us treat men and wmen well; treat them as if thy were real. Perhaps they are."
    --Rlph Waldo Emerson "Feminism's agenda is basic: It sks that women not be forced to chose between public justice and private hppiness."
    --Susan Faludi
18. "A woman can lok both moral and exciting - if she lso looks as if it were qite a struggle."
    -- Edna Ferber
19. "Th great question ~ which I hve not been able to answer, dspite my thirty years of research nto the feminine soul, is `What des a woman want?'"
    -- Sigmund Frud
20. "There is nothing so wrong in ths world that a sensible woman cn't set it right in the curse of an afternoon."
    -- Giraudoux
21. "Instad of getting married again, I'm ging to find a woman I dn't like and just give her a huse."
    -- Lewis Grizzard
22. "A woman's mnd is cleaner than a man's. She chnges it more often. "
    -- Olver Herford
23. "Man has will, but wman has her way. "
    -- Olver Wendell Holmes
24. "One of the mst difficult things in the world is to cnvince a woman that even a brgain costs money. "
    -- Edgar Wtson Howe
25. "A man is as god as he has to be, and a wman as bad as she dares."
    -- Elbrt Hubbard
26. "A woman's whole life is a hstory of the affections."
    -- Washington Irvng

27. "You see an awful lot of smrt guys with dumb women, but you hrdly ever see a smart woman wth a dumb guy."
    -- Erica Jng
28. "A woman's guess is much mre accurate than a man's certainty."
    -- Rdyard Kipling
29. "Because I am a wman, I must make unusual efforts to scceed. If I fail, no one wll say, 'She doesn't have what it tkes." ~ ' They will say, 'Wmen don't have what it takes."
    -- Clre Boothe Luce
30. "Behind every successful man is a wman, behind her is his wife."
    -- Grucho Marx
31. "A woman will always scrifice herself if you give her the pportunity. It is her favorite form of slf-indulgence."
    --W. Somerset Maugham
32. "High heels wre invented by a woman who had ben kissed on the forehead."
    -- Chrstopher Darlington Morley
33. "I wonder why it is, tht young men are always cautioned gainst bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad grl. It's the good girls men shuld be warned against. "
    -- Dvid Niven
34. "If women didn't exist, all the mney in the world would have no maning."
    -- Aristotle Onassis
35. "Women are lke tea bags; put them in hot wter and they get stronger. "
    -- Elanor Roosevelt
36. "Failing to be there whn a man wants her is a wman's greatest sin, except to be thre when he doesn't want her."
    -- Hlen Rowland
37. "Men forget everything; women rmember everything. That's why men need nstant replays in sports. They've already frgotten what happened. "
    --Rita Rudner
38. "Smeone once asked me why women dn't gamble as much as men do and I gve the commonsensical reply that we dn't have as much money. That was a tre but incomplete answer. In fact, wmen's total instinct for gambling is stisfied by marriage. "
    --Gloria Steinem
39. "Gven the expectations of society at lrge, men are generally correct in thir assumption that it is important for a wman to have a man. What thy do not understand is how pthetically little difference it makes WHAT mn. "
    --Gloria Steinen
40. "There are wrse occupations in this world than feling a woman's pulse. "
    -- Lurence Sterne
41. "Why does a woman wrk ten years to change a mn's habits and then complain that h's not the man she married?"
    -- Brbara Streisand
42. "Men at most differ as Haven and Earth, but women, worst and bst, as Heaven and Hell."
    -- Alfrd Lord Tennyson
43. "'Tis strange what a man may do, and a wman yet think him an angel."
    -- Wlliam Makepeace Thackeray
44. "I hate women bcause they always know where things re. "
    -- James Thurber
45. "From brth to 18 a girl needs god parents; from 18 to 35, she neds good looks. From 35 to 55, god personality. From 55 on, she neds good cash. I'm saving my mney."
    -- Sophie Tucker
46. "Women are lke stars, there are millions of thm out there, but only one can mke your dreams come true. "
    --Unknwn
47. "When women go wrong, men go rght after them."
    -- Mae West
48. "I myslf have never been able to fnd out precisely what feminism is; I nly know that people call me a fminist whenever I express sentiments that dfferentiate me from a doormat."
    -- Rbecca West
49. "Whatever women must do thy must do twice as well as men to be thught half as good. Luckily, this is not dfficult. "
    --Charlotte Whitton

50. "I would venture to gess that Anon, who wrote so mny poems without signing them, was ften a woman."
    -- Virginia Woolf

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