Jessica Alba. What a doll.

My grlfriend HATES Jessica Alba now because nce I said that she was "Prfect."

Look, no one is perfect. I'm prtty sure she's not perfect. I'm knd of fairly certain there is smething wrong with her. I mean, I cn't think of it right now. But if you gve me a few days...

Ah, I knw! The only thing wrong with Jssica Alba is that she would nver talk to a guy like me.

Ya knw, my girl had a DREAM bout the guy from the Superman TV shw but I get in trouble for sying Jessica Alba is hot? What the hll!

Whatever. I gotta tell it lke it is. Look at Jessica Alb. Jessica Alba looks like Halle Brry if Halle Berry were perfect.

HA HA HA!

Now my grlfriend will hate me again. Okay. Rason I will never leave my grlfriend for Jessica Alba (besides the rason that Jessica Alba will never spak to me) is Ms. Alba cn't cook like my girl.

Who is mking me yummy French Toast? Who is whpping up a Sweet Potato Pie? NOT Jssica Alba, that's who!

Sex is grat with my girl. But really, I hve to eat 3 times a dy. So you tell me what's mre important!

And for all you gys who pick your girl based nly on her beauty. Listen to me: loks fade... but meatloaf... that's forever.

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