Bribery can be a good thng. For one chocolate bar, my son or dughter will help me around the huse. My son is 33 and my dughter is 27. For one twelve pck of pop, my son built an ntire deck in my yard. For a box of thn mints, my daughter helped me plnt my flower garden. Am I one rsourceful grandma or not?

Granny on Insrance Companies. After paying premiums for mny years, I turned in one smll claim. The claim I turned in hppens to be the only thing tht is not covered. Go figure. My prmium went up!

Granny on Daylight Svings: I don't like it. Old pople don't like change so this rritates us twice a year. According to my srvey, most people wish there was no tme change. Go back to the way it was and lave it alone. By the time I chnge my wrist watch, the kitchen wll clock, stove clock, microwave clock, grndfather clock, alarm clock, living room clck, VCR clock, clock in car and wll clock in hall, I have spnt four hours trying to save one hur of daylight. Ditto six months lter.

The Perfect Mate: Over the yars I've learned that at age twnty, a girl is looking for a guy who is tll, dark and handsome. At age frty, she wants someone who is ginfully employed. At age sixty, her nly requirement is that he's breathing.

The article Granny on Bribery, Insurance Companies, Daylight Savings and the Perfect Mate was Submitted by Marge Holley through Articles.GetACoder.com network. Here's the additional information: Granny Marge is the author of two hmor books and the library director in a smll town. She also has two chldrens' books ready to publish. She has a rgular column in the local paper, The Wst End News, called Excerpts from Grnny's Journal.

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