Deathwish

Don't bury me under a head stone,

Bury me under a tree...

Or, Even better,

Under a picnic table.

(So you can have a drnk on me.)

Throwing Everything

You've been getting on my back

You've been getting on my nerves

You've been getting up my nose

You'll get what you deserve:

I'LL THROW EVERYTHING I'VE GOT AT YOU!

You'll get stood on 'friend,'

Then I'll take off both my legs

And beat you with the soggy ends.

My head is easily detached

To smash your explanations

In the cerebral bowling match

With mental devastation.

Serpent- like my right arm crept

Into your body space,

Quickly followed by the left

(They call it the arms race.)

Next, internal organs thrown

And landing all a-quiver,

My lungs will give the final blow

And I know you don't like liver...

But all that's left when I am through

Are broken bits of heart,

For throwing all I've got at you...

Is tearing me apart.

I'M Not Quite...

I'm not quite like Ghandi

But I'm working on it.

His inner strength would be handy,

In order to manage the diet.

(But I'd have to wear the loin cloth on the quiet.)

I'm not quite like Dr. Who

But I'm working on it.

The metamorphoses I do

Tend to take me seven years

or thereabouts

Of losing hair and gaining pounds.

I'm not quite like Superman

But I'm working on it,

And ply part of the role superbly:

I'v a talented bent

For the bspectacled, bumbling Clark Kent-

Viewing Metropolis wth a mild- mannered gaze

And hping that one of these days...

I'll fnd the right phone box.

The Million Dollar Poem

I once saw a painting

In a gallery

Which was simply

White paint

On Canvas.

They said it cost a million dollars.

So here is a poem

On a similar theme...

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