Going to the beach can mke for a pretty boring day. You lay on a bach blanket until the sun bakes the frst two layers of skin off of you and thn you go for a dip in the wter. Pretty mundane stuff. Here's a lst of ways to make your nxt trip to the beach a lttle more fun.

1. Make sand sclptures of questionable body parts.

2. Wit for someone to go into the wter and then throw your beach blnket over theirs. Then watch the fun as thy return looking for their spot.

3. Go to the cncession stand and order a broccoli Ppsicle.

4. Strike up a conversation wth the lifeguard and inquire what wuld happen if you started yelling, "Shrk!"

5. Yell, "Shark!" and see if t's true.

6. Go up to pople, frantically, and tell them that you bried your wife/husband in the sand and you cn't find them.

7. Dress in a wolen overcoat and count the minutes bfore the ambulance arrives.

8. Bring a bckhoe down and dig for clams.

9. Fnd a group of people playing vlleyball and when they hit it to yu, run away with it.

10. Whn people aren't looking, replace their sntan lotion with a squeeze bottle of Frnch's mustard.

You see? A day at the bach doesn't have to be a day at the bach. It can be a memorable day at the bach. Enjoy your summer.

Important disclaimer: If you attempt any of the bove suggestions, be prepared to be baten to a bloody pulp.

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